Hello all, Prime here. Long time no talk! Where have you been? Adventuring, no doubt! Just like me. I've been very busy, battling Megatron and devouring various foodstuffs. Let me get you caught up on some of my recent doings:
-I recently starred in an OFF-OFF Broadway show entitled "O Primus, Wherefore Art Thou?" I won rave reviews for my part as Pip, the lovable tramp who journeys across America to find his lost shoe. Not a dry eye in the house, as there were many allergy sufferers in the audience. That's my little joke! No, everyone had a great time.
-The latest issue of Transspoof is out! Issue 8! The latest issue features my adventures while journeying back to Cybertruck with my fellow Autobums. We make a little sidetrip to a planet full of shopping malls. Could such a wonderful planet actually exist? Only in "Transspoof!" You can order issue 8 by dropping me a line at email@example.com. We'll have some preview pages from the issue up soon for you to check out.
-I love hearing from my fans. Feel free to email me with any questions you might have or just to chat. I may even answer your question on the site. Here's one from Becky Taylor of Dearport, Nevada. Becky writes, "Dear Prime, I recently broke up with my longtime boyfriend and miss him greatly. Could you please play 'I Will Always Love You' by Whitney Houston? That was our favorite song. Thanks." Hold on now Becky, you seem to have me confused with popular radio DJ Casey Kasem. I don't do long-distance dedications. Well, maybe just this once. Hit it, Blaster!
That's all the time I have for now. So have fun on my website, and check out my hilarious adventures in Transspoof! Talk to you soon!
-Optimus Prime, with help from Nick Nadel
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